If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise
i beg to differ
Then Beg
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Debbie Harry by Roberta Bayley, via blondieofficial
Your vibe is oddly bitter and reeks of insecurity
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idk where “monkeys like bananas” came from but im so glad its a thing because its so fucking funny for no reason at all
They are both the same color
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They’re thinking of Curious George the yellow monkey
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Paddington bear wears that yellow ass coat
his name is ted. also, he’s not a monkey
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Remember when Macklemore walked into the club and told everyone how large his penis was? What was that all about?